Witty Wallflower

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cottagewife -

how do i get a prescription for kissing girls

Good morning.

I didnt make the coffee strong enough and now I have to drink 8 cups of weak-ass coffee so as not to waste it.

Chaotic art things: stirring my coffee with (the handle of) my paintbrush because I cant be bothered to find a spoon

@zylphide / shiny-rayquaza

my FR spiral Tanzanite

witchesflower asked:


Citrus- are there any accessories you wear daily?

Just the Fossil watch my bestie gave my for Christmas a few years ago. Special cuz its from him, practical cuz it tells time, and its a gorgeous watch imo. Would include a pic here but no img upload on mobile. 

Otherwise i go through phases of wearing something every day for a week them forgetting it exists. If i take it off and set it down anywhere except my nightstand (including my jeweley box or jewelry rack) i will never put it back on. Im not great at remembering to put jewelry on in the morning and its too uncomfortable to sleep in so nothing gets worn as regularly as my watch. I wish i could sleep in earrings though, i'd have 4 in my ears (2 lobe, 2 right cartilage) at all times. 

Lol, great minds....

Sandalwood: do you prefer the woods or the beach?

I do love the beach but imma pick woods because the transition of seasons is so beautiful in the forest. Every season is so uniquely pretty in the woods

Balsam - what does a perfect day look like to you?

Zero obligations, plenty of motivation and energy to do whatever i feel like doing, easy access to delicious foods when i want them. 

Or idk, all-inclusive resort in Bora Bora with mimosas fresh fruit and croissants for breakfast in a stilted hut over the water, an afternoon nap in a hammock and a swim at sunset 

dryowl -


old art of (one of) my dnd character(s)

sparky -

message to wlw / nblw [esp. questioning]: 

hey!! if you aren't often attracted to traditionally feminine women / the typical heteropatriarchal model of a woman, that is okay. if you find yourself most attracted to gnc / butch / masculine-of-center / etc. women/nbs, that does not mean you're "straight in denial" or "lying" or "faking" or "secretly into men" or anything

it just means that you are often attracted to a specific kind of person and that is okay. ♥

good scents ask game

sparky -
  • sandalwood: do you prefer the woods or the beach?
  • lavender: what always calms you down when you're stressed out?
  • peppermint: do you have a sweet tooth?
  • cinnamon: what's your favorite holiday (cultural, religious, or otherwise)?
  • linen: what's one quirk about you that no one else seems to get?
  • bonfire: are you a cuddly person?
  • balsam: what does a perfect day look like to you?
  • coconut: what's the most surprising thing that's happened to you this week?
  • vanilla: do you have any stuffed animals?
  • citrus: are there any accessories you wear every day?
  • rosemary: what's something good about you that even your worst enemy would have to agree with?
  • tea tree: do you often remember your dreams? if so, what did you dream about last night?

This is what my hair is now. It just does this, and takes a lot of effort to get it to lie flat.

Luckily, i like stick-uppy hairstyles and faux-hawks