Witty Wallflower

21 hours ago
Tuesday 21st May 2019 15:59:10

"PET ME WHILE YOU POOP!" - President Roosevelt

wittywallflower reblogged cosmicaces
1 day ago
Tuesday 21st May 2019 04:10:30
robot 21st May 2019 12:05:15 AM - 2 days ago


quick n dirty landscape painting

wittywallflower reblogged emydoidea
2 days ago
Tuesday 21st May 2019 00:52:10
emydoidea 20th May 2019 08:51:28 PM - 2 days ago

Whenever I see some 13 or 14 year old who already has a fully conceived queer identity I feel so happy for them because when I was in middle school I was desperately trying to find the most nonthreatening boy to have a “crush” on so that people wouldn’t think I was too weird, and was going around saying things like “I’m totally straight, it’s just that all the guys in our school are either idiots or ugly” and “It’s weird how there are so many pretty girls but it takes a lot more for a boy to be cute”. 😬

wittywallflower 21st May 2019 12:52:10 AM - 2 days ago

I agree because I was today years old before this post made something click and I finally understand why i picked the boys i did to have crushes on in middle school and freshman year of high school. Like, my friends didn't get it, why those boys? And there were boys in my school i knew intellectually were actually conventionally pretty attractive so I didn't get it either... until this minute.


So hooray for all the young people right now with access to terms and tools that help them figure out their identity! I know life isn't easy for a 13 yr old queer, but I'm so happy they aren't stumbling blindly in the dark, actually thinking they wanna hold hands with some milquetoast white boy named Scooter. 

wittywallflower reblogged coffee
2 days ago
Tuesday 21st May 2019 00:42:41
coffee 20th May 2019 10:44:47 PM - 2 days ago

cursed thought

users treating thell the same way they did david karp

thelldev 20th May 2019 10:49:39 PM - 2 days ago


and how did they treat him

coffee 20th May 2019 11:26:38 PM - 2 days ago

david karp is tumblrs creator and the (ironic?? hopefully??) memes surrounding him had to do with him being a Daddy

at least, those were the ones still in circulation when i first jumped on lmao

wittywallflower 21st May 2019 12:42:41 AM - 2 days ago

omg i forgot about the daddy thing! cursed memory!

it was such a creepy blend of worship and objectification sometimes. 

other times it was just memes i didnt get cuz i was new 

2 days ago
Monday 20th May 2019 16:00:17

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3 days ago
Sunday 19th May 2019 14:10:28

Roosevelt says good morning

wittywallflower reblogged wittywallflower
3 days ago
Sunday 19th May 2019 01:31:12
wittywallflower 19th April 2019 06:36:16 AM - 1 month ago

I ask no one

3 days ago
Sunday 19th May 2019 01:25:08

wittywallflower reblogged coffee
6 days ago
Thursday 16th May 2019 19:54:09
pansexual 16th May 2019 12:53:50 AM - 7 days ago

Hunches over bed and eats cinnamon toast crunch out of the box like a starved animal. 

wittywallflower reblogged crownedwithwisteria
7 days ago
Thursday 16th May 2019 00:35:36
crownedwithwisteria 13th May 2019 11:24:53 PM - 1 week ago

apparently controversial opinion: stir-fry peas should not be crunchy.

wittywallflower 16th May 2019 12:35:36 AM - 7 days ago

peas? should not be crunchy in 99% of settings

peapods? they better have a little snap to 'em or literally whats the point?

1 week ago
Sunday 12th May 2019 21:44:30

2 weeks ago
Sunday 5th May 2019 15:50:20

On a scale from 1 to 'Nobody would ever find your body', how much would Waterfall hate me reposting that "Do you love the colour of the sky?" post from tumblr over here.