Witty Wallflower

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Posts tagged cat:

My attitude towards the physical objects i own feels slightly cursed rn. Like i am looking at my bookshelf and its all stuff i have read a million times and enjoy but a little devil inside me is like "read that book one more time, then get rid of it. purge it all"

Wtf, self? Why? 


I love him so much, it is physically painful to delete any pictures of him


Halle Berry 🧡


persephone -

cats are just soft dudes with perfectly kissable foreheads and little triangle ears


Made a Halle Berry blanket burrito for snuggle purposes


This is President Roosevelt, aka Rosie. He is a Very Good Boy who loves snuggles and bellyrubs


feywild -

my cat: *has a dual filtering water bowl that is constantly kept clean and fresh*

also my cat: *attempts to drink out of the toilet at any given opportunity*


wittywallflower -

my cat: *also has a filtering water fountain bowl that is kept fresh, clean, and full*

also my cat: *licks the tub dry after anyone showers*


No peace while pooping


all cats must roll in the grass


Roosevelt is the most precious thing on the planet.

I love him.


"PET ME WHILE YOU POOP!" - President Roosevelt


Roosevelt says good morning


My cat is the best. you cant change my mind.


"it happens sometimes: when the world is filled with darkness, and your soul is filled with desperation, someone brings you the sun in their tiny paws" 


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